glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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