So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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