He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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