My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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