return my video game
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i can't believe i had my finger in that
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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