I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize