normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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