I wanna passion pit in your ass
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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