kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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