she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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