i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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