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(404): View more from Georgia

FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night

(1-404): View more from Georgia

haha good one..how did you even know?

(404): View more from Georgia

we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.

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If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"

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(248): View more from Michigan

i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.

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(253): View more from Washington

No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.

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