It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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