Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
try to milk me bitch
Randomize
