haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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