so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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