So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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