i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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