When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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