hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
