Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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