i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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