Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Im part way to drunk.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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