I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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