You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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