Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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