do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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