think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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