i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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