DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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