you guys were way drunker than both of me
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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