On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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