well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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