sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Operation Purity has been aborted
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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