i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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