i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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