Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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