what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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