fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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