I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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