We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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