and you said cock pushups were impossible
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
