scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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