i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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