I cockslap morals
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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