what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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