i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
