Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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