White coat. Heels.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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