There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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