if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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