i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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