remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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