Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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